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Goodr Dr. Ray, Sting FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it...

Goodr Save a Bull, Ride A Rodeo Clown For centuries the Spanish and southerners have tormented bulls for sport. Their misery has been used as a form of entertainment, but we at Goodr know the truth - bulls are people, too! Clowns however are...

Goodr Look Ma, No Hands!  Bringing tentacles to a fistfight is a sure way to whoop same *^!You're out numbered!! Outmuscled!! Your first time means nothing here human!!Nothing!! you're as fragile as a coral reef!! Bring your best fighter and watch...

Goodr The New Prospector Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a write-off then. Mirrored Reflective...

Goodr Side Scroll Eye Roll Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar. Mirrored Reflective Lenses For...

Goodr Mick and Keith's Midnight Ramble  These are! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain...

Goodr Three Parts Tee We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and...

Goodr Fade-Er-Ade Shades Sunglasses Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re putting in your backyard or sipping a nitro cold brew. Reflective Lenses r Regular...

Goodr A Ginger's Soul Sunglasses Some may say that, “black sunglasses are boring,” but let’s face it… you look smashing in them. So feast your eyes on the ultimate collection of black frame sunnies-- a classic look starting at...

Goodr Pineapple Painkillers Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican...

Goodr Falkor's Fever Dream Sunglasses Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in...

Goodr Gardening With A Kraken Sunglasses Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or racing away from a...