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Goodr Kittly Hawkers' Ray Blockers Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator...

Goodr Look Ma, No Hands!  Bringing tentacles to a fistfight is a sure way to whoop same *^!You're out numbered!! Outmuscled!! Your first time means nothing here human!!Nothing!! you're as fragile as a coral reef!! Bring your best fighter and watch...

Goodr Middle Seat Advantage  Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days,...

Goodr Naeon Flux Capacitor A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future. Mirrored...

Goodr Never the Big Spoon  NEVER the big spoon, ALWAYS the little spoon. If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of here with your "normal" sized head and its normal cutlery needs. This...

Goodr Nuclear Gnar Do you bleed fluorescent green? Did your significant other grow a tail after making out with you for the first time?1 That's Gnar Brah!! Nuclear Gnar!!  MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES FOR REGULAR HEADS BEST FOR POWER PLANT...

Goodr Operation: Blackout Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames...

Goodr Pop Art Prodigy Legend has it that they turn everything they touch into a Pop Art masterpiece. Up next? Your face. NO SLIP  We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate...

Goodr Save a Bull, Ride A Rodeo Clown For centuries the Spanish and southerners have tormented bulls for sport. Their misery has been used as a form of entertainment, but we at Goodr know the truth - bulls are people, too! Clowns however are...

Goodr Silverback Squat Mobility Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hopping over flames or flippin' tires. LENS: Mirrored Reflective Lenses FIT:...

Goodr Swedish Meatball Hangover Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or pounding cups of meatballs at...

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