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Goodr Cue Slo-Mo Montage The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in...

Goodr Today's Special: My Dust Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!!...

Goodr Kidnapped by a Cyborg Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S...

Goodr White Lightning Leisure Club Oozing with sex appeal AND ultimate swagger...who says lightning doesn't strike twice?! In these limited-edition Super Fly shades with brown non-reflective lenses & adjustable temple tips, you'll be a rare...

Goodr Electric Beluga Boogaloo Looking for sunnies that won't slip OR bounce while you breakdance for your life on the dance floor?! (But they also need to fit your whale-sized noggin?) The sunnies you seek are right here!!! The gradient lenses in...

Goodr Speak of the Daredevil If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder...

Goodr Too Lit To Quit In these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you,...

Goodr Fashion Week Dropout Fashion Week, smashion week. Who needs it? Obviously, not YOU. You're far too cutting-edge. Too avant-garde. A fashion revolutionary, if you will. Just like these black wide-fit, oversized flat-top sunglasses with black...

Goodr Deco G Black Cherry Bombe You don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and...

Goodr Ask Me About My Escape Plan Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND,...

Goodr Lives Life in All Caps WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED...

Goodr I Have Venus Envy Just-right midsize sunnies. Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors. NO SLIP  We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. NO...