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Goodr Shrimpin' Ain't Easy  Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many...

Goodr Short With Benefits How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging...

Goodr It's Octopuses, Not Octopi LISTEN UP!!!! If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious...

Goodr Dr. Ray, Sting FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it...

Goodr Thanks, They're Vintage What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old.Antique: "an object having special value because...

Goodr Electrical Dinotopia Carnival Got it? Good! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking...

Goodr Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees Sunglasses With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. Mirrored Reflective LensesTall & Wide Heads Best for...

Goodr Bosley Basset's Hound Dreams Sunglasses Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking...

Goodr Hooked On Onyx With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons. Non-Reflective Lenses For Tall & Wide Heads Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs NO...

Goodr Kitty Hawkers' Ray Blockers Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator...

Goodr Swedish Meatball Hangover Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or pounding cups of meatballs at...

Goodr Iced By Yetis Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or running away from snow monsters...