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Goodr Sippin' On Vintage Chaos If your jam is vintage flair and dramatic moments, sip in style with these OGs. Translucent purple frames with reflective purple lenses that'll stay put no matter how chaotic things get. For all your sweat, and none of the...

Goodr Incognito Plant Parent  Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G...

Goodr I'd Mildew You Limited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You'd scour this bathroom SO...

Goodr Pool Noodle Battle Hero Float like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop ’em up instead of mourning them like...

Goodr They Call Me Unsinkable They float now?! They float now. These dark blue floating sunglasses with dark blue reflective water-repellent lenses will never ghost you while kayaking, paddleboarding, boating, jet skiing, or lounging on a floatie. If...

Goodr Chateau de Maraschino Welcome to Château de Maraschino, where bold style flows as freely as the top-shelf spirits. These striking orange half-rim frames and orange reflective lenses are a toast to indulgence—effortlessly cool,...

Goodr Will Brake for Mermaids SKRRRRR!!! Are those translucent teal Pop Gs with reflective teal lenses?! Yep, these luminous, show-stopping peepers are perfect for signaling that you only stop for mystical creatures and keeping up with your wildest,...

Goodr Yolk's on You- Limited Edition Get egg on your face with sunny-side-up sunglasses! White frames, gold reflective polarized lenses & sizzling-hot custom packaging. Part of our limited-edition Carl's Diner line celebrating comfort food. Shine...

Goodr Not Gray, Diet Black "These aren't gray; they're diet black, darling!!!" These dark ash gray Glam Gs with black gradient lenses now have half the calories but all the sweetness and style of our regular black cat-eye sunglasses!!! Just-right...

Goodr Zombie Skin Care Routine Zombie influencer on Insta: "I've been getting a lot of questions about my skincare routine." (Literally NO one asked.) We all know your filthy secret is a steady diet of brains. These gray OGs with black gradient lenses...

Goodr Don't Make Me Blush Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We...

Goodr Mauve Mood Board Circle G's get moody in a mauve translucent frame with rose gradient lenses. Perfect for dappled light conditions, such as trail runs & rides. Best used for manifesting your most stylish destiny. (No glue sticks or magazine...