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Goodr It's Octopuses, Not Octopi LISTEN UP!!!! If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious...

Goodr Kittly Hawkers' Ray Blockers Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator...

Goodr Mauve Mood Board Circle G's get moody in a mauve translucent frame with rose gradient lenses. Perfect for dappled light conditions, such as trail runs & rides. Best used for manifesting your most stylish destiny. (No glue sticks or magazine...

Goodr Middle Seat Advantage  Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days,...

Goodr My Bathtub or Yours? Who wouldn't love a relaxing hot soak in a pristine bathtub inspired by a sun-drenched Greek paradise?! These limited, textured blue-and-white tile-inspired shades with blue gradient lenses have the same effect. Trust us...

Goodr Not Gray, Diet Black "These aren't gray; they're diet black, darling!!!" These dark ash gray Glam Gs with black gradient lenses now have half the calories but all the sweetness and style of our regular black cat-eye sunglasses!!! Just-right...

Goodr Off to Shatter Island A goodr employee accidentally books a trip to Shatter Island, a mysterious tropical "resort" where no one believes they work for a flamingo CEO. During art therapy, they create these stained glass-inspired OG sunnies w/ rose...

Goodr Pool Noodle Battle Hero Float like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop ’em up instead of mourning them like...

Goodr Roller Rink Royalty Who cares if you're an amateur skater?! Own the rink and rule the floor with these suave light blue Retro Gs, featuring dazzling reflective lenses. Won’t slip or bounce when gliding through life like royalty, whether it's...

Goodr Sea Foam Party Favor These floating sunglasses are the ultimate plus-one for pool parties and I'M ON A BOAT moments. Featuring light blue Tidal G frames and blue reflective water-repellent lenses, you'll look like a paddleboarding pro until your...

Goodr Short With Benefits How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging...

Goodr Shrimpin' Ain't Easy  Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many...