Goodr It's Octopuses, Not Octopi

Goodr It's Octopuses, Not Octopi

LISTEN UP!!!!

If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious because you don't have tentacles, but still. Not cool. Three, it's octopuses, not octopi. If you say "octopi," it's not offensive, per se. But they'll look at you like a clown. These purple sunnies won't slip or bounce while you dance with octopuses and have the best flocking night of your life.

• NO SLIP 
• We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• NO BOUNCE
• Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• ALL POLARIZED
• Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.