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Goodr Don't Make Me Blush
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$25.00Goodr Don't Make Me Blush Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We...$25.00 -
Goodr Dr. Ray, Sting
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$35.00Goodr Dr. Ray, Sting FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it...$35.00 -
Goodr Drinks Seawater, Sees Future
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$30.00Goodr Drinks Seawater, Sees Future Drinks Seawater, Sees Future. Please take those visions with a grain of salt. (No pun intended.) Electrolyte imbalances are fun?! OK, maybe not. But these navy OG frames with blue gradient lenses are!!! Just-right...$30.00 -
Goodr Electrical Dinotopia Carnival
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$30.00Goodr Electrical Dinotopia Carnival Got it? Good! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking...$30.00 -
Goodr Emerald City Timeshare
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$35.00Goodr Emerald City Timeshare Emerald City Timeshare brings bold, wicked energy to dark green Grand Gs with green gradient lenses. Perfect for bigger noggins or massive style icons, these shades make every step feel like you’re strutting down...$35.00 -
Goodr Florida Man's Casual Friday
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$40.00Goodr Florida Man's Casual Friday If you've ever tried to ride a flamingo through a fast food drive-thru, you might be a Florida man. These limited-edition pink & blue tropical Super Fly shades with blue reflective lenses keep it cool and casual,...$40.00 -
Goodr Fluent in French Kissing
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$35.00Goodr Fluent in French Kissing Fluent in Frenching? (French kissing, dum dum. NOT French.) Well, pucker up, polyglots! Juicy smooches abound this Valentine's Day with these limited-edition pink sunnies featuring rose reflective lenses and a flirty...$35.00 -
Goodr Hooked On Onyx
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$40.00Goodr Hooked On Onyx With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons. Non-Reflective Lenses For Tall & Wide Heads Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs NO...$40.00 -
Goodr I Pickled These Myself
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$30.00Goodr I Pickled These Myself Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. Reflective Lenses For...$30.00 -
Goodr I'd Mildew You
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$30.00Goodr I'd Mildew You Limited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You'd scour this bathroom SO...$30.00 -
Goodr Incognito Plant Parent
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$30.00Goodr Incognito Plant Parent Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G...$30.00 -
Goodr It's Octopuses, Not Octopi
GOODR SUNGLASSES
$40.00Goodr It's Octopuses, Not Octopi LISTEN UP!!!! If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious...$40.00